To my fellow comrades of Comprehensive Park,
I feel compelled to complain to whatever company makes these completely ridiculous commodes. I mean, come on, do you know how complicated it is to use these things? There are so compact and my children have to have a companion hold them up just to commence and complete the mission. I hope you will comply to compensate me for the pee pee pants one of us had to wear around your complex. It was not comfortable nor comical. Can't we compromise here?
Feeding the fish! Now that's something simple.